whitney

I like doing math and riding bikes and reading books and climbing rocks and drinking whiskey.

[whitney @whitrae]

Vodka may have been involved in the making of this tweet.

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If you lost your shoes they’re in the broad street cemetery in Salem, MA… @juliewbee

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@D_A_J @juliewbee There was a bachelorette party there! Wild. Out.

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If you lost your baby shoe it’s on the stairs at Kalahari in Ohio. @juliewbee

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@sceaterian @losegall Yeah there are a few who I don't mind but in general the navel-gazing literary fiction bullshit is not for me.

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Typical conversation with @losegall:

"I accidentally started a book by a man"

"why are books by men ... not good?"

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Given how quickly my cat Franklin comes and starts licking my extremities every time I get into savasana, I have 0 doubt he will be the first to eat me if I die at home.

[Detroit Free Press @freep]

DEVELOPING: Multiple locations across metro Detroit are detecting a bright, yellow, shining orb in the sky. We're working to confirm what exactly it is before it disappears.

[Mikey @MKYNXS]

I think you have to have all your dreams come true to realize they’re the wrong dreams - @MatthewPerry

That’s deep, and man do I love it

[whitney @whitrae]

@bennessb Aw how kind :/

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Rumor has it that today is @jqnotjq's birthday. If it's true, I'd probably wish her a good one.

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@sceaterian @FedEx Then it turned out it was right, just in a different format than she was used to seeing so she had to call to apologize at least....

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PSA: If you're using @FedEx to print anything, don't use this huge button on their main website. It doesn't send the order correctly to the store and then a store employee will call and berate you for doing it wrong...

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@primesuspect @JackieDiOrio @GengarsMyth Your wife is a fucking boss....

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Did anyone lose a football team in Detroit? Not super sure where this one came from. #lions

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@ChadLivengood @GeorgeHunter_DN @karaberg95 @PAKymWorthy @detroitnews Ok, but suspect does not imply guilt so what if there are 31 innocent people not rotting in prison for something they're been wrongly accused of? (I haven't been able to read the article because pay wall so my comment is solely from the title and your tweet)

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@peterhoneyman Can you tell me where that library ladder came from? I've been looking for one and that looks to be just what I need!

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Hey #NEISvoid - any #recommendations on medical alert jewelry? Baby's getting her first med alert and the options are endless!

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My mortgage company: sorry we can’t currently take payments online or over the phone.

Also my mortgage company: don’t worry, we also assessed you a late fee!

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@DiveBarExpert Agreed. I thought while I was retweeting that I'd love to have a solid tournament to watch rn.

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Never forget. #crybabydechambeau

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I may never stop laughing at this childish meltdown.