jay whit

|| Mute is my favorite sound ||

[jay whit @whittalk]

If I had to do it all over again, I would not bang my knee on the coffee table.

[jay whit @whittalk]

Hey, instead of stressing over what you cannot control, move your energy to what you can create.

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Is Target the grown up version of Walmart?

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I’m waiting for this to end.

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Harmonicas are wack.

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Whoever created salting McDonald’s fries is a national treasure.

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I need a vector version of your life.

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Astronomical levels of hope.

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Green apples are gross.

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Face the direction you want to pursue.

[jay whit @whittalk]

Today I feel like my credit card. I’ve hit my limit.

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January is just one long Monday.

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Did The Hinges open for The Doors?

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How many chickens are an 8 count?

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Puzzles are addictive.

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Not to be that guy, but do you pray over leftovers?

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Should we shorten Mozzarella to Mozz or Ella?

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I’m so ready for January to be over. Can we skip right to September?

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Are we sure it’s 2025?

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I’m thinking about living in a van down by the river.