honeybunchesofwhit.

live bravely.

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

@Wes_Cake @elonmusk Dude I never get on here.

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

@Wes_Cake @elonmusk EXPLAIN

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

@Wes_Cake You deserve all da love bb

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

@Wes_Cake *looks to see what mine would be* ... *realizes we have the same initials* 🤦🏼‍♀️

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

@Wes_Cake Just the man tryin to hold you down, man.

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

@BellaDePaola THIS 🙌🏼

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

uber drivers shouldn’t be allowed to have tinted windows. i’m so over accidentally opening a door & finding another rider already on that side.

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

@Wes_Cake just noticed your avi is of us 😭😍🎃

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

there needs to be a word for that moment when you pull a new white card that would have been perfect for the last round of cards against humanity.

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

i’ve had five bowls of salad in four days. who the fuck am i.

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

@Wes_Cake Only because I miss you being blue.

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

@Wes_Cake we can’t be cousins anymore. sry bb.

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

my cat is the epitome of “give me all the attention but also do not touch me ever”

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

all i want in life is to make enough money to afford to cook all the meals i’ve pinned on pinterest.

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

this week i’ve been told that i look twenty two (which i’m not) & that i look like i workout all the time (which i don’t) #feelinit

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@Im_0n1 On the way home (still uncomfortable & mute) he has the audacity to say he had a really good time & wanted to do this again. HA HA NOPE. But still had to see him in class on Monday.

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@Im_0n1 He gets pulled over on the way to the movie. Becomes so enraged & nervous to have his dad find out & will not shut up about it that I just became quite uncomfortable & I basically went mute for the rest of the time. Prayed he would not try to make a move on me during the movie.

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

@Im_0n1 High school. Guy from class calls me on my home phone. I wasn’t sure who it was. He said he legit looked me up in the phonebook. (Weirdo could have easily asked one of my friends, I did have a CELLPHONE). Asks me to a movie. Picks me up in his dad’s manual truck.

[honeybunchesofwhit. @whitters_2]

only i would get a headache from napping too hard.