Whittaker Maes

Senior Vice President of Knowledge

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If @hankgreen and @TheRealStanLee were fused in some sort of accident they would be Stank Lean.

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@im_sam_schultz it is still twitter dot com so

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@CNN

[ΞNGWIND @engwind_art]

Happy birthday Norway!🇳🇴🥂🥳

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@BaronDestructo I like to imagine Atlantis was just chillin in San Francisco when they got time bubbled back to 1969 for an animated series.

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@im_sam_schultz Nunja biznes

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@BaronDestructo

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@valerie2776 Mummies are supposed to be asleep but aren’t and now you are too

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@im_sam_schultz Dear idiots at disney all of your movies are movies and belong in the movie part of your park

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@Sauliloquy1 @HussainMoosvi @shhhhhionn We’re gonna get that show back on the air, buddy.

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@im_sam_schultz nfts?

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@JMHyatt714 @SPACEdotcom Poorly phrased, I think this comet hasn’t been back for ages, not comets in general.

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Dong.

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“I can’t stop pooping.” -my boss, leaving work early

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@peterneil62 @mattsurely @InternetHippo New email signature

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@GingerSk8s Just get given a car for your sixteenth birthday like it’s a movie or something

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@VolkorOfficial @WiseOldGarfield @Chinchillazllla Keep perfectly still. Its vision is based on [how many fingers].

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@GingerSk8s ask how hot their daughters are

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@Reuters …involvement in the *murder* of George Floyd.

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@WeirdMedieval A penniless sitar player?

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@hankgreen Why does Jenny poop at parties?