Ashley Whitt

Reader, writer, volunteer, parent. General ne'er do well and internet prowler. Newly minted librarian.

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

I like to think of my 30s as my 20-teens. #showerthoughts

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

@lloydexh Your website says "buy online and save", but these are the same prices, plus buying online adds a $1.75 service fee. What's up with that?

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

My @canadapostcorp is withholding the mail of residents who's walkways are not cleared. If you go to the post office, they won't give you your mail until they confirm snow clearing to their standard "to the pavement". They're holding my $20,000 insurance check.
@canadaposthelps

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

@cheerios @cheerios , you can @ me 'Fuck You'. I hereby promise not to sue. In fact, I'll make it even. Fuck you, Cheerios.

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

Snow day video games and art! #watercolor #Unraveled2

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

Greetings from Newfoundland, where 2021 has already begun.

I am here to tell you, so far, it looks okay.
#NYECountdown

[BJ @bjwhitt11]

Our little town has made it to the Top 4 in the race to win Kraft Hockeyville 2020! Please vote for Twillingate, NL on August 14-15th to help us win the title!

#krafthockeyvilletwillingate #krafthockeyville #twillingate #newfoundland #hockey #nhl

[BJ @bjwhitt11]

@krafthockeyville
#KraftHockeyville #KraftHockeyvilleTwillingate #hockey #nhl #newfoundland
UNLIMITED VOTING now OPEN!!

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

Fun fact about me, I vote in every photo contest/poll that comes across my twitter feed. But I've never asked for a vote and never thought I would. Until today. Please register and vote for Twillingate (pop, 2,500) today. You can vote more than once!
https://t.co/FugOQArTwm

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

Dear #autocorrect, no one in the history of the world has intentionally wanted to use the phrase "ducked up".
Thank you, and good day.

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

TWEET TWEET

[zimri @zimriMayfield]

@Wix Hello beautiful friends, in honor of the modern aesthetic of your templates and your fantastic YouTube advertisements, I offer you a new logo direction. The final piece of a modern artistic brand. Should you choose to accept, just reply with "Fries are Taco Time!" Gracias.

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

Adults never ask me what's my favorite dinosaur. (Ankylosaurus).
#ThingsIMissAboutTheLibrary

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

@amylopan IUD insertion.

...still worth it.

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

@maryannmarlowe Dude. It's kitten soft. #IAmCanadian
https://t.co/XnP0yn9ZBe

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Name poll

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

Name the captive. Your options are Peter or Snuggles.

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

"Thanks, I hate it." #Spring2020Fashion
#covid19Canada #DogsOfTwitter

[Andrea von Kampen @avonkampen]

Comforting songs #4 (feat. My dad)
#SocialDistancing

[Ashley Whitt @whittwrites]

@AuthorGaylord You're not a real writer unless I have to move in. 😅

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@KathleenSawisky