Whitney

it’s fucking funny

[Whitney @whittywonks]

I feel like you’ve reached adulthood when you have full blown conversations before 7 am😂😂

[Whitney @whittywonks]

Workout in the morning they said. It will give you energy they said. It will be fun they said. They were wrong.

[Whitney @whittywonks]

How many times a day I say “what are they gonna do, fire me? I dare them to”at my job is ridiculous😂😂

[Whitney @whittywonks]

I hate that as women we feel that if we stand up for ourselves we are bitches and if we show emotions then we are weak and can’t handle it! How is this a thing? #callmeaweakbitchthen

[Whitney @whittywonks]

Me: tries to connect with the kids and take interest in their lives. Kid says something stupid. Me: nevermind🙃

[Megs 🦋 @MeganSingg]

If “bored in the house” doesn’t define 2020 idk what does... #itstartsontiktok

[Whitney @whittywonks]

Mom was right. Don’t go into education.

[Whitney @whittywonks]

Going into teaching this year with all the protocols😂

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me and my friends be like

[Whitney @whittywonks]

@paytonstoppler I just wanted to thank you for being my hype man on Twitter! Looking at old tweets you either comment or liked...you the real mvp😂🥰

[Whitney @whittywonks]

On the radio today they were getting people to call in about their most ridiculous way of getting injured and I just sat there thinking about my dumbass stepping on a pool noodle😂

[NHL @NHL]

CALL IT A COMEBACK!

@MapleLeafs with four straight goals to stay alive. #StanleyCup Qualifiers

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

PAPI 🔥🔥🔥

#LeafsForever

[Whitney @whittywonks]

Getting oil changed: guy: see the clean oil reading? Me: yup (doesn’t even know where to look) 😂😂

[Whitney @whittywonks]

I literally just realized the joke behind why 6 was afraid of 7! I always laughed but never understood until this very moment😂😂

[Whitney @whittywonks]

I miss the days where we went around slapping each other on the forehead yelling should have had a V8

[Whitney @whittywonks]

@LocalMads Until your internal alarm clock goes off and you cry a little instead

[Whitney @whittywonks]

@MelissaMish12 I think I’m all sassed out

[Whitney @whittywonks]

@MelissaMish12 I really like your bio..so I googled some sass... “I sometimes wonder who ties your shoes in the morning” #sassoff

[Whitney @whittywonks]

#sassoff