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In a toxic relationship with Arsenal • Outsider 🦍

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I can’t explain it, but the air literally gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams, Outlook, Excel energy approaching.

[aver @1yxver]

me i will marry for money o, i no fit suffer with any girl

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

my 30s will be my prime. wealthy, healthy & fine as fuck.

[Olaoluwa💜 @oc_olorunfemi]

When I was born, my mummy said my first words were “create shareholder value and optimise business efficiency”

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Anyone who says “providing is the bare minimum” has probably never had to provide for anyone before.

[blue @bluewmist]

A mistake that cost me 5 years: Thinking preparation was progress. Reading every book. Taking every course. Planning every detail. Meanwhile, someone dumber than me started badly and figured it out. Preparation feels productive but it's often just fear dressed up as strategy. You learn to swim by getting in the water, not by studying water.

[Pastor Swago🏴‍☠️ @swago_baby]

that step you’re afraid to take, e fit be the step wey go ruin your life for good

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

I genuinely hate poverty with everything in me. It forces you to swallow your pride just to eat. You beg Indirectly, smile through humillation, because survival demands it. You tolerate disrespect you'd never accept otherwise🫩

[BODE @neverelent]

I don use billing chase all the girls wey like me comot. All of dem dey say dem never see boy wey shameless like me before 😔

[Demilade @alagaisflygod]

Your Available Balance 'OWealth' interest earned N0.18. Your OWealth balance is N552.60.

[⟲ @unotfbg]

people don’t really understand the shit me and batman be going through

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

when the interviewer tried to call the reference on my CV and the phone in my pocket starts vibrating

[AbduLHamīd Ali-Agan @ba_L_A]

Bismillah as we DEFEND the Premier league title. An attack on the 2026/27 title to go back to back begins today 🤟🏾

[nicoletine @nicoletine0319]

i don’t even like any part of this country enough to be tribalist, i hate all of you equally😭

[Timi_ @skid_timi]

Before the Premier League season starts, I want to categorically state that I hate Chelsea with all my heart, and I wish them nothing but misery this season

[O.A @snrmanOA]

Anybody wey tell me say she hate men, I just assume say you hate me too. No worry yourself with context.

I will excuse myself.

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

passing the phone to anyone dreaming of leaving nigeria, we go escape walahi🤲🏾

[Av @aviv_lavi]

Arsenal fans are so spoiled these days

How can you complain about signing England and Villa's starting CB, as a BACK UP to Saliba???

I had to watch Squillaci, Mustafi, Silvestre, Senderos, Paulista … the list goes on 😭😭😭😭😭

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

I’m sorry I lied when I said success won’t change me. Paupers disgust me