George ☃

Came 5th in Aotearoa Rock Paper Scissors Championship. free Palestine 🇵🇸

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

First they came for me. Like, right away. I tried saying "Don't you have some trade unionists or gypsies or something to deal with?", I tried giving them names, but they weren't interested.

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

Brainfreeze from the vape

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@metlinkhater Same with the DOC trails like why are the hiking times for elderly people

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

Gf let me collaborate on the party playlist then skipped every song I added

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@theIouvrelorde Need a payment plan for this one

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@metlinkhater Back on track

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@oaklleiigh

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@oaklleiigh I got inspected on my 4:55am train on Monday morning

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@hangicel That’s not Wellington??

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@chris_otautahi I take it all back never want to have to beg to take a shit again

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

He’s been vindicated because we ran out on site today

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

There’s a guy at work who brings his own toilet paper ??

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@lontalius Warren Zevon’s only NZ gig too I think

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@chris_otautahi Why??

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

There’s a guy at work who brings his own toilet paper ??

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@fabiodeuxbeer Kiwi camouflage ice cream would get my vote

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@fabiodeuxbeer Double it

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@theIouvrelorde When I go to the UK I get crazy jet lag for like a week

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

@ranmasaotome96 Met him in a pub he was chill

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

How it feels to have a cigarette when drunk

[George ☃ @whizzerchips]

Colonising Italians by introducing them to “inside voices”