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28, tx. | babe, my frontal lobe’s done growing; this might just be how i’m wired | 4.22.19 & 12.21.22 🏳️‍⚧️ | @souldetaches 💍

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

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[Callie 🪱 @apanickedheehaw]

my stepdad had surgery this morning and he sent me this

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

good to know they’re still playing pompeii on the radio

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

“did you hear about-“ IM THE THEATRE TEACHER OF COURSE I HEARD ABOUT IT I STILL HAVENT RECOVERED FROM DOLLY YOUVE *GOT* TO LEAVE ME ALONE-

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

not to mention i easily make more teaching HAHAHA like bro id love to act full time but i live in texas and i like being able to afford my rent 😭😭

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

told my students i don’t get paid for acting and they really couldn’t fathom that im just in it for the love of the game 🤷🏻‍♂️

[random mitski's. @randomitskis]

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

i don’t really care if seeing slash perform in the lost boys last night happened to you. it should have happened to me.

[Lisa Barlow’s Diet Coke @julesbtwnteeth]

he looks like he’s about to give “breaking broadway tea”

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

thats the thing they don’t tell you abt becoming a teacher. you can never do shit in this house ever again-

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

seeing one of my favorite students the day before kids actually come back to school and the first thing she says to me is pointing out my bad asf sunburn-

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

someone else going “can i ask you an invasive question” and me being prepared with yes i’m trans and she goes “…is your vape california cherry? can i hit it? 🥺”

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

cannot believe another trans guy at the pool saw my scars and knew who my surgeon was

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

cannot believe another trans guy at the pool saw my scars and knew who my surgeon was

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

good thing too cuz it’s in november HAHAHAHAHAHA FUUUUUUCK I HATE UIL

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

the show i did with my high schoolers that i wanted to do for uil this year is in fact on the approved plays list so uil abt to be mad easy for me this year

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

bro i’ve lived near dallas my whole life and my first time stepping foot on the state fair grounds was for a pd. what the hell-

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

breakfast of fruit snacks, rice crispy treats, and dr pepper. i love professional development week

[trash jones @jzux]

no god created YOU in his image. god created me when he was in a weird mood

[greg abbott hate account @whizzermutual]

balancing out my breakfast of two pastries with icing on them with like five grapes