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'follow me if you want to live' - the Terminator

[brian @whoa_weird]

this is insane

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Give this a like if ur nasty

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Apparently I read more than 228,000 words this year, so sorry to all the haters out there who think i can't read at all 😎 #thisisformyhaters #icanraed

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Tired: Spotify Wrapped
Wired: #MyYearInPocket

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Indoor skydiving should be renamed "standing over a fan"

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and that person is me 🙃

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Someone is listening to the "American Pie: Music from the Original Motion Picture" soundtrack right now

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confession...was scared to rewatch I Think You Should Leave. Was afraid it wouldn't be as funny the second time. Last night I confirmed this belief was UNFOUNDED.

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I don't mean to brag, but...I know how to cook rice 😎

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I loved it

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planning to try my first Filet-o-Fish this weekend :)

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drinking a beer

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@megnabb What the fuck

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so much to love about this

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@weebly hello! Are you still experiencing service interruptions? My website has been down most of the afternoon and evening :(

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@KJBruins this is great. I nominate Borat, MacGruber, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Austin Powers 2, Spinal Tap, Step Brothers, Hot Rod, Billy Madison, Wet Hot American Summer, Happy Gilmore, The Big Lebowski, and Airplane!

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@KittyGott This honestly rocks. Congrats!!

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@BehereBaba ...you're right. I just signed up. Thanks! (also a big PH fan - nice touch!) 👊

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It’s official: I’m a huge nerd ✨

This year, I read over 1.8M words in Pocket — that’s more than 25 books! #MyYearInPocket

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Know what...I'm really starting to get sick of this Donald Trump character.