darius 🔆

[🤍 @dearfranchaelas]

Canon twitter events (in order)

1. Join a fandom and ask to be in a gc
2. Gc has 80 people and is active for two days
3. Gc dies
4. Gets in another gc
5. Fandom at war, tweets get sent in gc
6. Snitch
7. Gc dies
8. You & 5 other oomfs create a smaller gc
9. Besties for life

[Bra Bhiza uDokotela @OlwethuVilakazi]

Being consistent at the gym is fuelled purely by my vanity, nothing else

[fpih @temmy_king]

Gym twitter is terrible. Everyone is correcting form and saying nonsense.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

The fact that you opened your eyes this morning is reason enough to praise God.

[Tife @whoistife_x]

the 6am gym crowd and the 10pm gym crowd are not the same people at all.

[Bane ®️ @rbane01]

Every semester starts with: “This time I’m serious”
…and ends with: “God, just help me pass”

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

SOH CAH TOA 😭😭

[𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐢 💎 @tsitsiii_t]

Zhang et al., 2004 did everything

[ShayP ✰ @ShayyThaaDolll]

psychology class makes you look at everything so different

[Chime @Chime_Fave]

1s² 2s² 2p⁶ 3s² 3p⁶ 4s²

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

the funniest thing abt timothee losing is that the oscar voting closed before the bad press he got, meaning it really was never going to be him

[Variety @Variety]

Michael B. Jordan receives a massive round of applause from the entire room as he wins the #Oscar for Best Actor.

(via ABC/AMPAS)

[cwty 💋 @somesay_bangi]

We need to boo DJs who play the same set every single time

[22gunner @Gnar1104]

When you grow up listening to singers like this, you realize how annoying it is that we've got such a low caliber of "singers" that we have today.

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

7:20 and it’s still light outside

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

It’s March and the gyms still packed? Oh, yall serious this year. 😂

[darius 🔆 @whoadarius]

@Xelaplays_ @ShiTheSimmer downloading NOW

[❦. @filmsbratz]

— use your heart interlude by swv so good that this could’ve been the song itself!

[Samantha @Samantha_Arhin]

‘Are you busy?’

Me: ‘No’

*Incoming video call*