cosmic snot

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

I currently have more money irl than my entire city in Cities Skylines. That is not saying much because my city has less than $2,000 and we are in a serious financial crisis

[misa! @misak1nz]

wanting to reach out first but #knowing

[i got something i wanna talk about @rouseyskyreboot]

Lindsey Graham AND Mitch McConnell in the same year?!

[cosmic snot @whoagnarlybro]

@FreddyLA7 definitely don’t want to miss the gulf coast cities from pensacola

[sunsetrider @zunzetrider]

2027 boys trip? 👀

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

["Guru Larry" Bundy Jr @LarryBundyJr]

An automated A.I. WWE news channel on YouTube tries to pronounce "WWE" as a word and ends up going insane!🤣

[Acyn @Acyn]

Crowd: *chanting 2028*

Massie: What happens in 2028? You want me to run Congress again?

Crowd: Nooo *chants president*

[AssCat @theasscat]

Massie needs to go on the floor tomorrow and read the Epstein names.

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

>win re-election consistently for the last 14 years
>mildly criticize Israel once
>instantly lose
Interesting.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Massie: I would have come out sooner but I had to call my opponent to concede and it took a while to find him in Tel Aviv

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

“Your hat says ‘Trump was wrong about everything’ — it should say YOU are wrong about everything.”

“That’s adorable. Burn! Pam Bondi wrote that for you?”

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Voter at a town hall on Republican gerrymandering:

"These maps are the wet dream of soft men who won't even look up from their phones to face their voters. These are men who lust for a world where the powerful do what they can and the rest of us suffer what we must. Jesus wept."

[princess camo @camtalked]

gay niggas be like get on overwatch

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

BREAKING: Orthodox Jews gather in New York to declare that Zionism violates the Jewish faith and does not represent Judaism.

Meanwhile, Zionists will call them antisemitic.

[govt.exe is corrupt @govt_corrupt]

The only pandemic we’re facing is how retarded everyone is.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

FOX NEWS HAS FUCKING RUINED THIS COUNTRY