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Stink bug in my house, a welcome guest maybe I will serve nacho cheese

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A single ice cold sprite would kill either of the presidential candidates

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A baby is like a plant but if it dies you get arrested

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It’s crazy that a guy obsessed with bugs can fuck me like that

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I like having a sunburn because it’s a way to peel off my skin in public without people looking at me funny

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If I was the president the first thing I would do is disband the government.

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You’re about to experience me on drugs.

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The future is meaningless but cream cheese bagel is now

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I’m a whore for frosted cookies and crème toaster pastries.

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Chewing mint gum in the cold is a form of self harm.

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Ass too fat can’t reach the hole

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You can’t spell happiness without ha… penis

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#Rhianna #rhiannapregnant

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#Rhianna looking at twitter after her performance:

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Me trying to figure out if Rhianna is pregnant:

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It was iconic how Doja Cat cosplayed as a watermelon for Halloween.

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Guess how many pairs of pants I’m wearing.

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Cent-Ma-Pede

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I need this for my presidential campaign -important