who deh hell!!! 🤪

My lil corner of the internet 😝

[Iwantadesignjob @hopemidah]

With no one to be feral for😭😭😭
Wananyimana😔😔

[jynx @miiagarro]

ngl i'm just dramatic for fun

i really don't give af

[Notas. @Notas147]

Solo hay dos opciones:

1. Estar con un hombre que mueva, cielo, mar y tierra por mí.

2. Estar soltera.

[Amigo @Topboix]

After a long day of saying wildly offensive things I like to unwind and think about how beautiful and kind I am

[Wolf Totem 🐺 @CanisLupus003]

Indeed. The 1,000 note had more weight when it had elephants on it.

[Nhlanhla S. Nkosi, Esq. @_NhlanhlaNkosi_]

There's no way you think like this everyday!

[Ѷ𝒆𝗅𝗺𝓪𓆩💜𓆪🇧🇼 @Lets_Velma]

For clarification, have i lost my mind in this scenario?

[𝐑𝐘 @rllyryry]

I really be liking niggas for them. I don’t care about your money, nothing. I be genuine as hell.. like a dumb ass.

[𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒓  @GeoVin_FS]

The lights are on but nobody’s home 🫩

[Nwanyi Oma✨️ @_wamwea]

Flo App wananiambia I may be late I hope wanamaanisha kukufa

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Eat your fruits, your friends, the rich. Eat your protein, eat your fibre. No exceptions. Leave nothing uneaten.

[Philip Etale @EtalePhilip]

@WilliamsRuto Lord of Land Grabbing

[Just Evans 🇰🇪 @JustEvansK]

It's always "mpishi aolewe" but never "mpishi alipiwe Claude annual" or "mpishi apewe Ksh 26,679.00"

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

This is me too and you are yet to see more 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Prosperity Nigga @tileyemi_]

I will not tell anyone to invite me to their company’s EOY party. It is left to you to make that choice. Go and ask the companies that invited me last year, they are performing better now.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

[thuggerella🔫 @MNtshoagon15693]

Piece by piece, next month I am buying a clutch.

[Hiya 🌸🌸 @purefakelove]

Leo nimepanda Uber baridi mpya 😂 the guy was like, “Unajua wewe ndio wa kwanza kubeba” He was so happy and honestly, seeing how proud and excited he was made me so happy too 🥹. I had to tip him bana. I really hope he wins and this is just the beginning for him 🤲🏽❤️

[Not Your Ordinary Recruiter. @JosaG_]

Ruto akawai kuwa Prezzo itabidi tu title ikuwe Commander in Thief.