Het Patel

SWE @Uber | ICPC Asia West Finalist | CSE NU’23 | Shitposting to the moon

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Me in daily standups, when somebody asks the status

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@callmepandey wbu dumbass, tu bhi 7 saal se uski ke piche pada hai

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@khushaliiishahh small deja vu - jan 2023

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@urvik_jada Being a spark in the void, a rule-breaking idea accelerating toward expression, born from infinite silence.

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@urvik_jada A person (or idea) rapidly evolving.
A rebel (or outlier) escaping the lowest state possible and barely emerging into awareness.
The birth of a singularity, a moment of change, identity, or awakening—mathematically explosive but emotionally quiet.
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wtf, why do i have 1k followers 🫥

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@tviishaaaaa have a decent** personal policy

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@tviishaaaaa Agreed, but add-ons in corporate policy are way-way more expensive than in personal policy, especially adding family members. One should consult a few connections, do some research around claim rates and have a personal policy with most add-ons, along with corporate with a few.

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@i_eeshasri congrats @i_eeshasri 🎉🎉

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@JeetUmat cooked fr

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@callmepandey Check this out
https://t.co/5arFiNBESm

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Spent 1.5 years building software in finance; now moving to something that’s always in motion. Guess where?

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Don’t find a solution, remove the problem

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@cp99says where?

[Xavier Uncle @xavierunclelite]

lawrence bhai mere boss ne bhi ek hiran maara tha

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@pranavthedev_ 😭

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grass is always greener on the other side

[shagun @upshagunn]

Mera L**** kharche 13k kinni kinni sunne ke liye

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@NileshMulchand2 Yes

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Almost 2 hours since logout, and still didn’t reach home🤡

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office so far, cab comes at 7:15am for a 9am login

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office so far, cab comes at 7:15am for a 9am login