Bailey Herring

just wear a damn mask

[Bailey Herring @whoisbailey]

welcome back to today’s episode of: is this a legitimate problem or am i just being insecure ?

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my phone just autocorrected “her” to “jerusalem” ...

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i’ve never felt so old as i did this weekend when my friends and i sat around discussing taxes and marriage

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just found out he has my tweet notifications on so my plan has been rUINED

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seeing how long it takes my boyfriend to notice me slowly stealing all of his hoodies (i’m up to 2 and a jacket)

[Bailey Herring @whoisbailey]

seeing how long it takes my boyfriend to notice me slowly stealing all of his hoodies (i’m up to 2 and a jacket)

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reminder that polar express is not a Christmas movie it is a horror movie that takes place in the snow.

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annual reminder that iron man 3 is the best christmas movie

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most of my christmas gifts thus far have been either mugs or stuffed animals and i feel like that says a lot about me as a person

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one of my coworkers referred to my service dog as a “fuzzy roomba” and i’ve not heard a more accurate description of him

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my only working coping mechanism lately is squishmallows

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my poodle has shed so many little fuzz balls that i’m contemplating making a tiny version of himself out of them

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my dog had missed one of my coworkers so much that when he saw her yesterday, he gave her a hug around the neck and when i say i cRIED from how cute it was ...
i am not lying

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the shire is the ultimate cottage-core aesthetic
change my mind

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i just looked at a picture of my dog and cried because he’s so cute

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this week my students burned cheese puffs and they burned so hot some of them were able to boil water so now i’m incredibly concerned as to what chemical is in these things

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halloween has become my new coping mechanism

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@ethanfoster64 👀👀👀

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THIS IS A PSA
i have a severely flirty personality
it’s not my fault
it gets me into trouble
often
i don’t enjoy it
i’m terribly sorry for the inconvenience
please excuse me
and understand that i’m just trying to be nice
not date literally every male that talks to me
thank you

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one of my students really messed up in lab yesterday and offered to buy me coffee to make up for it because she felt so bad and when i say i love my students this kinda stuff is why

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do you ever text people back at random hours of the night without realizing it ???