josh

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

Wayyyyy too many mustaches at the Ryan beatty show so I had to shave my hard work. One thing I’ll never be is a sheep

[🦑 @KJ2Burner_]

Pulled a muscle jacking off

[chuck bass @SHORTlRICAN]

boy fuck you and your 30x32 jeans

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

This is how I found out Lindsey graham died

[john @john_wilddog]

mitch mconnell coming back to congress looking extremely youthful and healthy with a suspiciously lindsey graham shaped belly

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

Tried the whole small talk thing with the person sitting next to me on the plane and her second sentence was about an “Israeli” restaurant she was going to 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

On the pride train with the Tamale guy this is huge my two local celebrities

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

@mrmillerlover @2muchbe1t It’s fucking fire

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

I can tell my parents drove me to sleep in the car bc every time I’m in an uber I start snoring and lose 1 star in my rating

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

Someone walked up, went “mmm”, and sniffed me while waiting for the bus. I fucking love this city of mine, Chicago.

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

People in Chicago will look you in the eye and say “it’s actually because of our crook politicians!” While Mrs. Nature is French braiding your hair :|

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

Nonbinary person renaming themselves pickle

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

Taking notes in my substance use and crime class like it’s a to do list

[ᵖˡˢ cheesy burger @futchoff]

you people are not lesbians and that’s okay 😭omgg

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

Couldn’t feel more unc bc I’m geeking trying out the Phillips OneBlade Razor

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

Ya just finished midterms! As a sweet treat to myself I’m gonna watch a 3 1/2 hour long movie about the labor camps in Imperialist Japan

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

If leg day doesn’t have you falling down the stairs of the o and you have to convince everyone that you’re not that drunk but they don’t believe you and it gets to the point of getting cut off then you’re doing it wrong🤧

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

What

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Travis Scott in Christopher Nolan’s new film ‘THE ODYSSEY’

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

We even had fucking Bald Ann Dowd on our side what happened #drunk #kmstomorrow #bearsdown4lyfe

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

bear ann down (workshopping this)

[josh @whoisbobdylan]

Never trusting a bitch that wears overalls

[Jake Nevins @jhnevins]

Gang gang gang went the trolley