Jarred

Excited to see what happens today.

[Jarred @whoisjarred]

@mydogsawhore Was just thinking the same thing actually

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

I sued an airline when they lost my luggage.

I lost my case

[leah ⋆˙⟡ @evenstqrs]

taking ages to find a movie to watch but it’s too late to start it

[A ✩ @adryanashton]

this segment of KD talking about why he responds to trolls on twitter is hilarious man lmao

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A woman won a Mortal Kombat tournament while holding her newborn in her arms, just five days after giving birth

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Whenever the Powerball goes over $1B, it is completely worth it to spend $20 on a ticket to fantasize about winning for like 30 min

[Jarred @whoisjarred]

@mydogsawhore We have Oatmeal sir, a meal of Oats

[Jarred @whoisjarred]

@mydogsawhore Good midday!

[shanifest it @lieslvondutch]

Started cleaning my room 20 minutes ago and I’ve already taken 3 breaks

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

Even if you like anime you gotta still wear deodorant man

[i like food @messedupfoods]

😭😭

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

I like when companies explain their product in terms I understand

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

THE DARK KNIGHT becoming less beloved by a segment of film fans, especially Gen Z and younger, is utterly incomprehensible to the typical millennial mind. When it released in IMAX in ‘08, most of us thought we saw God. It’s an interesting indicator of changing tastes over time.

[WH @hastifliche]

Pulled up on the opps and let the shrink ray bark at em. they're fraternising with the insects now

[wife-ally @dudeimnormal]

#BieberSummer

[lex @lexlisbon]

it sucks that no one enjoys board games these days. no one wants to play 3 hours of monopoly anymore

[Nitro-Spidey @NitroSpidey]

how it feels to watch 2 films in one day