Nicholas Perry

3rd Grade Field Day Long Jump Champ

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

Bump

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

The more I see Dan Quinn coach my favorite team, the more I understand how the Falcons blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

This @PredsNHL x @CrackerBarrel gravy boat giveaway may be the greatest promotion ever

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

Dave Portnoy will be insufferable for the next 7 days.

Thanks Red River Retards

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

How to become king:

Step 1 - MSG house lights go out and Many Men starts playing
Step 2 - Camera cuts to suite w/ a spotlight on Trump
Step 3 - POTUS removes coat
Step 4 - POTUS removes dress shirt
Step 5 - POTUS removes bulletproof vest revealing a Jalen Brunson jersey

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

@StuartFeiner since Trump is hosting UFC on White House Lawn, can you host the T-Bob vs Big T cage match in your yard?

#ASKWUB

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

The more I see Dan Quinn coach my favorite team, the more I understand how the Falcons blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

I just know whoever came up with these was high as shit watching Pirates of the Caribbean

[Navy Football @NavyFB]

all sides

#GoNavy | #RollGoats | #Navy250 | #DGUTS

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

I have a friend in England who’s a lifelong Redskins/Commanders fan. He’s been to 3 games:

2016 vs Bengals in London (TIE)
2024 vs Bears (Hail Mary WIN)
2025 vs Dolphins in Madrid (LOSS)

They are 1-1-1 in games he’s attended. No chance anyone else can claim that.

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

2 things I can’t stop thinking about:

1. Omar Cooper’s catch
2. Sydney Sweeney’s see-through dress

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

Trump when Gianni Infantino told him it was time to exit the stage

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

There's a military academy in the middle of Virginia that has one of the most impressive alumni bases I've ever seen!

This is Fork Union Military Academy and they sent us a box full of lots of goodies!

Thank you to Coach Cotton and @forkunion good luck this season!

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

@ChelseaFC He’s fucking trash

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

New law: You have to join Frank for dinner during an episode of Tank Cooks if you’ve pissed him off and he tweets about it

[Frank Fleming @NjTank99]

Farte sucks

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

No better way to celebrate Pierre-Luc Dubois 20th goal than tongue twisting a soft serve ice cream.

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

The fact this is a promotion is so funny

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

.@CapitalOneArena is home to the NHL’s all-time goals leader.

Celebrate tonight ONLY at #CapsCanes with $8.95 @budlight‼️

[NHL @NHL]

Long-time @Capitals announcer Joe Beninati called Alex Ovechkin's first NHL goal. All these years later, he called Alex Ovechkin's record-breaking goal. 🫡

Iconic. #Gr8ness

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

I just know Jayden Daniels mom put that voodoo curse on her

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: JuJu Watkins has suffered a torn ACL in her right knee, sources tell @ShamsCharania.

She will undergo surgery.

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

Can confirm we still call ‘em “Johnny Yank’s” here in ‘ole Fredericksburg

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Shane Gillis’s monologue!

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dear NHL, Do The Right Thing: It Would Be A Travesty If Anyone Besides Joe B And Locker Were On The Call For Ovi's Record Breaking Goal https://t.co/L4m4sBkld4

[Nicholas Perry @whoisnickperry]

No wonder he’s played the Jesse character so well. He was tweaking 10 years before the show even aired.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

In 2000, before he was the famous “Breaking Bad” star, Aaron Paul, was a contestant on the tv show ‘The Price Is Right’