jas

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I’m such a deadbeat family member, I don’t call anybody 😭😂

[baby d @deaz1a]

I love Twitter because nobody pays me any attention on this app

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

if you’re wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

[⟲ @unotfbg]

thank u my past selves 4 finding all this good music

[. @TyyTyra]

my CPR certification just for show & tell😭don’t fall out round me !

[𐙚 bambi @bbambied]

when i look up flights to visit my bf and the cheapest is $700

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

just got hospitalized for being cringe. they put me in the awk ward

[Rihanna @rihanna]

I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday!

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[mayank @maynkydvv]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

the final stage of being a woman is understanding your mom.

[miia @miiagarro]

how do i explain to people that i can just slip into my nonverbal mood and it has nothing to do with them

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

my idea of a risky text is asking for a favor

[han @heymorewords]

the best part about finding new music is getting to take a walk with it

[ً @artfuIchaos]

so sexy of me to keep going