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Criminologist ⛓️👮‍♀️Fullstack software engineer 💻Crypto Trader 📈📉

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Stablecoins moving >$400M/hour on average (mostly off-hours). JPMorgan put their deposit token on Ethereum for institutions. Traditional finance plumbing quietly migrating onto public chains is a big quiet shift. #Crypto #Fintech #Blockchain #Stablecoins

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With AI coding agents making syntax less of a bottleneck, will runtime performance, observability, and system design become the real differentiators for backend engineers? Or are we underestimating the production mess? #Backend #AI #SoftwareEngineering #DevDiscussions

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Salesforce just spent ~$5.7B on Braze to feed AI agents real-time marketing data. The race is shifting from model size to who owns the data pipelines agents actually use. Big for anyone in MarTech or backend infra. #AI #TechNews #MarTech #Backend

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When the AI agent writes a perfect function but the stack trace still looks like it was written by someone who hates you personally. Debugging in 2026 be like: “It works on my machine” now means “It works on the agent’s machine.” #DevLife #Programming #AI #Backend

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The way a Nigerian will say "I'm on my way" while still in the bathroom like respect to us 😪😂

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@Leooweb3 It’s not easy for small accounts because at some point you’ll want to stop

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@m0agh Software engineer here 👨🏽‍💻 Building, breaking, and shipping. Let’s connect and build something meaningful 🤝🚀

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@Denche2005 I’m building the first African super app chat, communities, marketplace, and payments in one place. Basically, 2go meets Facebook Marketplace, but 20 years ahead of its time 😂

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@fullstacklover Express.js

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@OrielToday Enough times that people stopped rushing. The fear of getting asked a basic question you can’t answer is the best deterrent against blindly shipping agent code 🧑‍💻

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Hot take: the biggest risk with coding agents isn't bad code. It's the growing pile of code nobody on the team fully understands.

Comprehension debt is the new technical debt.

#HotTake #SoftwareEngineering #AI #Backend

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@zyeutequebec This applies to developers who do more than just vibecode in a headless mode 😂

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When the AI coding agent opens a PR that fixes the bug but also renames every variable to something "more descriptive" and now the diff is 400 lines of pure chaos.

We've all reviewed that PR.

#DevHumor #AICoding #Backend #SoftwareEngineering

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@blackputiii Yess exactly

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Me: “Just one small change.”

The AI coding agent: rewrites the entire auth flow, adds 3 new dependencies, and opens a PR titled “final_final_v2_actually_final”.

We need better agent boundaries before this becomes the default.

#DevHumor #AI #Coding #SoftwareEngineering

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Today is Monday.
My code has 3 bugs,
my wallet has 1 problem,
and my faith has not yet been tested by NEPA. Let's go. #MondayMotivation #LULAVAIVENCER #carrick #Elon_Musk

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@OrielToday Treat code review like an oral exam. If the author can’t explain the trade-offs in plain English without looking at the diff, it goes right back to draft 😂

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Most 'agentic' systems I've reviewed still collapse the moment the LLM output drifts from the strict schema the database expects. Validators, retries, and dead-letter queues are still carrying the load. The agent is just the front door. #Backend #AI #SoftwareEngineering #Systems

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Visa and Mastercard expanding USDC payouts across 200 countries. Stablecoins are quietly becoming the boring, reliable plumbing for cross-border money. That's usually when they start winning for real. #Fintech #Crypto #USDC #Payments

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What's the one backend pattern you still refuse to drop even when the latest framework says it's outdated? Mine is still proper idempotency keys + retries. Curious what others won't let go of. #Backend #SoftwareEngineering #DevTalk #Systems

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Solana Alpenglow lands Oct 21 targeting ~150ms finality, down from ~12s. If the numbers hold under load, a lot of DeFi UX just got less painful. Watching the actual settlement times more than the press release. #Solana #Crypto #Blockchain #DeFi

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Spent 25 minutes getting the AI to write a clean rate limiter, then 90 minutes fixing the race condition it snuck in. The real skill in 2026 is knowing when to stop prompting and just write the damn thing. #DevLife #Backend #AI #Programming