Yzzi

[Yzzi @whoizzy29]

@MilfsHub2 @cassafrassbb

[☔ @Whotfismick]

HR handing out $50 bonuses after the company made $30 billion in profits this year

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

PEW PEW PEW!!! 🇺🇸🦅

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

My manager watching me leave work at 5 PM when my shift ends at 5 PM

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Never tolerate such disrespect.
Instant break-up is the only way.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we're allowing them to run our entire country.

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

my mom was really serving us home cooked meals every single day…… younger me didn’t realize how much work and how much of a blessing that is

[autist @litteralyme0]

POV: You're out having fun and suddenly you don't feel the big 3 in your pocket

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

Mom : can you open the gate

Me:

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Used shorty’s rose toy on my tip and I almost passed out

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

He runs a strict program 😭😭

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Dad you can drink more beers than any of my friend's dads...

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Me after dipping her tiddy in tequila and then adding salt around her nipple