Hassan

From the Ritz

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

A lifelong dream come true. #HansZimmerLive

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

@anaskhan18 Khozay out?

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

He’s just like me

[Barça Universal @BarcaUniversal]

🚨 Anthony Gordon: "I feel like I have a soul much bigger than my age, as if I belong to the past. I feel like I belong to another era."

"I think my personality suits the 90s more. Now everyone is obsessed with social media, everything has become materialistic, and romance is almost nonexistent."

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

Gospel

[Reshad Rahman @ReshadRahman]

🚨👀 Lamine Yamal: “The problem now is that people are valuing things that don’t help win the Ballon d’Or. When they say that a PSG player has to win it because they won the Champions League” 🏆

“When you win the Champions League, they give you the Champions League trophy, which is for the best team, and the prize PSG has. Another different thing is that in PSG there is the best player in the world” 🔴🔵

“The Ballon d’Or has to be given to the best player in the world and that's it. Not to a player who simply scores 80 goals, because when you score 80 goals they give you the 'top-scorer' award of the season” ⚽️

“They are different things that people are not understanding. The best player in the world is the one that you, as a commentator, are watching the game and you are enjoying it, is different from everyone” #FCB ⭐️💙❤️

[Prep Propaganda 👔 @prep_propaganda]

Scent of a Woman, 1992

[Tivadar Danka @TivadarDanka]

Probability theory is completely counterintuitive. Understanding it is the single closest thing to having a superpower in modern tech.

[a.wuah_ @dizzy10_]

We can finally sleep when Argentina is playing Bolivia at 2:30am

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

@anaskhan18 ( •᷄ࡇ•᷅ )

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

Astagfirullah

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🔴🇧🇷 Gabriel Jesus will sign a two year contract at Barcelona. The agreement also includes an option to extend for extra year, until 2029.

Gabriel immediately said yes to Barcelona, seen by the Brazilian as a dream opportunity.

Arsenal authorized his travel on Monday.

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

Rare Papa Mou W

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ José Mourinho: "You can't award the Ballon d'Or because of the Champions League or the World Cup."

"The Ballon d'Or is someone who, when he retires, we'll miss. We all know who made history this summer."

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

Who is this aura farming referee

[Javi Miguel Club @fansjavimiguel]

Mourinho gano en su etapa Real Madrid(2010/13) los mismos titulos que Koeman y Xavi en el banquillo del Barça: una Liga, una Copa y una Supercopa de España. El relato no puede esconder la cruda realidad

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

@thecatladdy Greatest subject of all time

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

Need Hansi Flick to humble this loser again

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 José Mourinho when asked about the Negreira case: “When I was here at Real Madrid before… I could SMELL something”, told @elchiringuitotv.

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

Just tucked in my shirt

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

The master of space and time touches down in Barcelona ⏱️

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

Ferran gone and Rodri in

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 EXCLUSIVE: RODRI TO BARCELONA, HERE WE GO! 💥

Deal agreed for Spanish midfielder to join Barça from Man City, all done for the former Ballon d’Or.

Green light from Man City to last Barcelona bid.

More follows. 💣

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

Cringe

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

Somewhere in heaven, Leo’s father is telling Cristiano’s father how legendary their sons became 🕊️🥹

[IBK @ibkforeal]

This would have hit if he hadn’t spent the last 10 years of his career on a humiliation tour around Europe. Tough talk gimmick in 2026 after being sacked by Roma 🤣

[Badanka 🇸🇴 @Badankist]

Ronaldo becoming the face of uselsess gimmicks is the best thing that happened recently. This is just his rep now lol

[Hassan @wholestepdown]

@ziazulfii P = 0.5

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

My hands look like this so the shareholders can look like this