in this economy?

i went to ucsb and i curate. she/her

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i would throw down to rachmaninoff’s piano concertos

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snuff box containing only one small block of parmesan cheese (for the man marooned on the island)

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@MitchFriedfeld i got the same - would love to know what happened there

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emily: how are you getting the zoomies about shake shack?

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emily: i don’t really like tempura
haley: have you said i love to you each other?

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nika, indignantly: i’m getting a kiss upon my cheek, bro!

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andrew: me when i need a time traveling horse: time to go to when’s marehouse

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nika: why buy land when you could buy something that depreciates

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the dm: judy garland didn’t die, she went to prismir

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morgan: is he - what’s that furry term - bipedal?

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twitter won’t let me retweet multiple times so quote tweet i guess

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it’s annabeth chase’s birthday tomorrow

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MORE WOMEN IN STEM

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my mom, ominously: i can only turn a blind eye for so long . . . [knocks back tequila shot]

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haley: i guess you can live a long life and still be remembered and respected . . . like lady gaga or dicaprio or . . . uh . . . john lennon?

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anybody got monopoly handy? i need a thimble

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briefly convinced haley that tom yum soup is short for tomato yummy (bc there’s tomatoes and it’s yummy)

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calvin: jfk is gonna return for the eclipse in dallas and i’m gonna be there and stop the steel

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andrew: but the bees drown in the honey! didn’t you ever read slaughterhouse hive???

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did u guys know that the max number of tabs u can have open in safari is 500. because i didn’t

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i’m reading in my backyard and ive been hearing cheers erupt simultaneously from 3 different houses. this is the best way to consume the superbowl