emily 🩻

if you think my tweets are bad wait till you see inside my brain. ai hater

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

i just saw a kia soul genuinely the color of poop brown. why would they make that 😭

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

my facebook is used for the marketplace and buy nothing so my feed has stayed in a mormon algorithm and showed me this… “heteropessimism” PLEASEEE YOURE PISSING ME OFF

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

why tf are the minions collabing with la roche posay 😭

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

ok so i’m like anti- the fact that every movie nowadays is a remake and i generally hate live action of cartoons. BUT BUT BUT…… i could be convinced only if there was a bee movie live action

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

not even halfway through criminal minds s7e23 googling if it won an emmy, already mad it didn't (it's been 14 years)

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

phoebe bridgers in iowa and it's the ONE DAY i can't go

[mo ･᷄-･᷅꧞ @fruitpibble]

i get horny off that movie theater popcorn

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

had a dream that audrey hobert blew up in popularity which was great and for her sake i hope it comes true but for selfish reasons (getting close to barricade at hinterland) i hope it does not

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

genuinely already hanging on by the thinnest of threads rn and the phoebe bridgers surprise shows are NOT helping my mental health

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

seriously didn't understands sports fans until the immense emotional distress i felt watching jamie ding lose on jeopardy

[swinky @swinkying]

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

someone is doing anki on the bus i #dont #miss #that

[hil @plume__]

microplastics in brain bad. neuroplasticity good. make it make sense

[tiny @saltduckegg]

grad school (masters): embarrassing kinda, unemployment for normies :/

grad school (phd): cool and esoteric, real scholar, unemployed but in a cooler way

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

men if you wanna be a REAL ally then you need to come with me to sing karaoke to nobody's son and let me SLAP you during those parts of the song

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

@overdahedgestan girl i use partiful in iowa

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

i HATE HINGE

[emily 🩻 @whomsts_mans]

hormonal enough that i got emotional watching a, decidedly non emotional, clip of that 70s show this morning