Tommy

Well met, traveler

[UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance]

He was homeschooled so this is particularly devastating

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

keep your head up. A bald spot is a private matter. one that should stay between you and the clouds. That smile, however, is for me

[Tommy @whoongaa]

And they say nurses have it tough

[Tommy @whoongaa]

RIP Kurt you would have loved Google Maps

[Variety @Variety]

Helen Mirren says she feels “sad” that Kurt Cobain is no longer alive because he never got the chance to experience GPS and its “magical” functionality.

“I always say, it’s so sad that Kurt Cobain died when he did, because he never saw GPS,” Mirren said. “GPS is the most wonderful thing, to watch my little blue spot walking down the street. I just find it completely magical and unbelievable.”

Read more here: https://t.co/85CfOMEOmK

[Jay Hart @Jayleejnr]

That’s Cliff Vandercave

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O-Ball-O?

[THUNDERBALLS @Thunderballs007]

Jane Seymour // Live And Let Die, Louisiana, USA, 1972

[Tommy @whoongaa]

Striding around the house holding a folded laptop under my arm like a filofax after a decent little run on FM

[Fearghas Kelly @FearghasKelly]

I better go superviral for this...

[Tommy @whoongaa]

I saw a guy crouched behind a gravestone, so I said "morning", to which he replied "no just taking a shit"

[Kate Cronin @Katie_Cronin]

Hello from Northampton Crown Court where a defendant has just vaped in the court room, verbally abused the prosecution barrister and told the judge to fuck off.

They’re not even sure how he got in here as he was refused entry to the building for being drunk.

[Andrew Rousso @AndrewRousso]

when you triple check an email before sending

[Davo 🇵🇪 @Stoke_Davo]

Looks like he’s just scored a last minute winner infront of an away end full of Atheists