Lucy Wainwright

Word wrangler @thetimes. Nothing to do w/Loudon/Rufus/other Lucy. Ten-tonne catastrophe on a 60lb chain.

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

I see your sleeping funny and waking up with a cricked neck, and raise you sleeping funny and waking up wondering whether it’s possible to break your own jaw in your sleep WTF WTF WTF

[Katherine Wright @KatRWright]

I first leant of this work at the @ScienceWriters meeting last November. I still couldn't meet the embargo deadline of the paper (it published last week). But here it is if you want to read more...

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

@JoJoFromJerz @StuartSyvret The Venn diagram of people who want to take care of “our own” and people who don’t want to help homeless people is a fucking circle

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

Appreciate this is a niche Q but I’d love to read something by someone better qualified than me about whether/how this relates to/validates? what fat activists have been saying for a while about the effects of social stresses (v blunt-instrument health risks) on longevity

[Office for National Statistics (ONS) @ONS]

Life expectancy improvements have been slow for the last decade.

However, the latest estimates put life expectancy at birth back to the same level as 2010 to 2012 for females and slightly below the 2010 to 2012 level for males.

[Office for National Statistics (ONS) @ONS]

Life expectancy improvements have been slow for the last decade.

However, the latest estimates put life expectancy at birth back to the same level as 2010 to 2012 for females and slightly below the 2010 to 2012 level for males.

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

Non-veggies are looking at my dish of potatoes cooked in butter, cheese and cream and you’re telling me that what it’s missing is lardons, in every respect amazing

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

Eating a veggie version of a tartiflette and it’s actually pretty good but I am wondering, not for the first time, how all French people aren’t dead

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

@Miss_Katiebelle Lol why do I feel like a toddler who just got told fine, HAVE your radioactive nonsense if it’ll make you go away

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

@Miss_Katiebelle Wait is that it? I thought there was at least some nuclear stuff

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

@RevRichardColes Agh this is that awful tension that comes up when something that doesn’t matter actually does matter for really perverse and awful historical reasons. It’s simultaneously not important and really important and we’re so bad at dealing with that

[Krishnan Guru-Murthy @krishgm]

How is he carrying on? I have no idea

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

Ordered a pair of Vans in the sales, vague feeling of cosplaying myself c1994

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

In every family there is a Christmas pudding size to people who eat Christmas pudding ratio that no one has ever got right

[Kevin @yorkiepud76]

A long shot but we got on a train at Surbiton (final stop was Guilford). It was the 17.06 from Waterloo. Anyway, there was no one in the 1st carriage but there was a bag of presents, all for ‘Holly & Dan’. Pls retweet if you can, hopefully these can find the recipient 🤞❤️

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

Reflecting that I once spent a perfectly comfortable night *with another person* on six plastic office chairs pushed together, this evening I lay on my stomach for five minutes to read something like a mad impetuous fool and now I won’t be able to walk properly tomorrow

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

Genuinely did not know about #duvetknowitschristmas when I posted this but now I’m crying laughing at the state of some of these https://t.co/Evtwib2JTZ

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Willow Biden, the Official White House Ornament Inspector.

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

@DobbersW I adore how totally 100% normal this is for some person somewhere

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

Genuinely did not know about #duvetknowitschristmas when I posted this but now I’m crying laughing at the state of some of these https://t.co/Evtwib2JTZ

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

Happy Christmas fellow Gen Xers/millenials, how did you place this year in the spare room/bed ranking system?

[Lucy Wainwright @Whoozley]

@helentamblyn @robpalkwriter There was one on the worktop in my brother & sister’s house this evening!