sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy
Whenever you open a social media app scroll then get bored and close it out only to immediately reopen it and start scrolling again means that capitalism won
I did something extremely risky tonight. To be honest, I’m still shaking.
A homeless woman wandered up to me on my porch today. I was having hookah and she asked “Are you a boy or a girl?” And then she asked “is that hookah?” I said yes and invited her onto my porch for some—