Whoreberto Mapplethot

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[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

It’s been a while since I used social media. Maybe it’s time to take another crack at it?

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

Something big is about to come.

(That’s @shoelettuce, he’s the something big).

[Bryan MacDiarmid @bmacdia]

September light in Toronto

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

@bmacdia I LOVE the light and composition on that first one

[George Glass (but not imaginary)✌️™ @shoelettuce]

Date night fit! We got rush tickets to see Come From Away 🥹

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

@BeardieKev Tap? Swipe?

I’m more a “inserting the card and punching the digits” kind-of-guy

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

It’s been a while since I used social media. Maybe it’s time to take another crack at it?

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

@david_demchuk 💅💅💅💅💅

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

@fALTer219 💖

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

@andrew_wuTOR Thanks Andrew! 😊

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@itsakirby 🥰 Thanks Kirby!

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

@EmilioEmm You’re making me blush! 🥸

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

@cheekyirish2 Thaaanks! Trying now to figure out who is Moo Deng? What is Brat? Who is Chappell Roan? … You know… the important stuff.

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

@strange_rubi I come back loaded with puns and buns to share!

(Though most days I can stop that sentence at “I come back loaded” thanks to @shoelettuce 🤭)

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

Date night with @shoelettuce.

New shoes ✅
Middle Eastern dinner ✅
Ice cream ✅
Now watching: Ben Platt

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

@bmacdia I guess someone got overheated. 🤡

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

@strange_rubi 😍😍😍 awwwwwww

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@shoelettuce Why are you looking like @PanderShirts long lost relative in there?

[Whoreberto Mapplethot @whoreberto]

@Weslincolnr @bmacdia Oh no! Does that mean we’ll have to organize another one??? And that I’ll have to hangout with @bmacdia one more time??? What a shaaaaammeee… 🤪