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fuck my stupid baka life

[🤿 @whorebury]

nostalgic for a time that never happened

[🤿 @whorebury]

need to see him getting cooked plspls

[🤿 @whorebury]

jubilee idea: arn4b goswami vs cjp

[🤿 @whorebury]

might just quit drinking to save money cuz GAWD HOW DID I DRINK THAT MUCH YESTERDAH

[autist @litteralyme0]

when ur S-tier friend group wants to hang out but you already made plans with ur C-tier friend group

[mia guethe @hsviftie]

das ist so lustig ich kann leider nie diese app löschen

[🤿 @whorebury]

i dont think ive cried like this in ages or ever

[🤿 @whorebury]

is this time to get back into smoking chat

[🤿 @whorebury]

engaged in great alcoholism yesterday, i believe in life again

[🤿 @whorebury]

i wanna kms i feel so shit and terrible

[🤿 @whorebury]

the concept of subscription for whatsapp plus reminds me of that one black mirror episode

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

things i’d rather be called instead of a “wifey material”
-gold digger
-misandrist
-cat lady
-lesbian
-evil witch
-self centered

[🤿 @whorebury]

@femiiiszn i really wanna suggest a book but wont it be a dead giveaway 😭

[c.earnshaw @fleabagandlaila]

This shit is so true .

[🤿 @whorebury]

bangalore

[issa defense attorney @itgirlenthusias]

🚬

[áarna @goldenhues018]

when my mum says “aajkal ki ladkiya shaadi se to aise chidhti hai jaise kabhi shaadi karengi hi nhi ” so I lowkey shut up because of the enemy is closer then she thinks

[603° @demetrius3244]

funny how there’s no point where I won’t support abortion

even if you just feel like it, it’s perfectly fine 😭

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

doesn’t get invited anywhere*
*gets left on read*
*has to ask to join in events*
*never anyone’s first pick in anything*
*rarely gets messaged first*

me: "man i really wish a had friends"

absolutely everyone i’ve ever met: "I'm offended I thought we were friends"