juliet

just striving to be a good noodle

[juliet @whoremoning]

Saving my gin and apple juice for tomorrows after work

[juliet @whoremoning]

It’s taking taking everything in my power not to be toxic right now

[dizzy @rundizzy]

everything is none of my business

[juliet @whoremoning]

My mom comes over, tries on my new boots, finishes my wine and then tries to smoke our weed. 10/10

[juliet @whoremoning]

Goin to therapy drunk. Just to keep it real.

[juliet @whoremoning]

Some old guy at the laundry mat was mad dogging me, called me a cock sucker and walked out. Honestly, my new favorite insult. 10/10

[juliet @whoremoning]

@80yroldknees When she steals ur joke

[juliet @whoremoning]

Don’t want to live in the moment. I want to be constantly distracted.

[juliet @whoremoning]

@80yroldknees Could be worse

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

[juliet @whoremoning]

Now that I’m hanging out with an intellectual (cat). I have a better understanding of the world (cat world).

[juliet @whoremoning]

Thankful I grew up ugly

[juliet @whoremoning]

So my roomies famous

[juliet @whoremoning]

Getting violently high and watching Boy Meets World

[juliet @whoremoning]

She’s a 10 but she steals my jokes

[juliet @whoremoning]

Vomited my coffee at work. There’s gotta be a lesson in there somewhere.