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FREE 🇵🇸 !!!! || biblically accurate lesbian jesus || crazy milf obsessed freak || #1 evil woman defender || priv: @jennlyonswife

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

Jenn Lyon is my wife and Ruth Connell is my girlfriend idk how you don’t get that ummm??

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

My dinner is ready!! (Ignore the plate of pasta, idk wtf that’s doing there)

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

Chat why the fuck do I tweet the things I tweet what is going on in my head 💀

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

@magikdazzler One of my fave moots tweeting about a current hyperfixation I stay winning

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

They better make season 3 Yellowjackets pops or I’ll kill someone

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

Yellowjackets s2 ep6 made me cry three fucking times these writers need to be stopped

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

I see a tummy with stretch marks I start salivating!!! Like omg let me at em🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

Still thinking about my fave professor on this zoom call yesterday she looked like a sad dog free my girl she did not want to be there!!!

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

I WISH I WAS YIUR GIRLLL I WISH IIIIII WAS YOUR GIRLLLLLL!!!!!!

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

How do I get here someone tell me

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Amanda Lehman-Canto lookalike challenge in my bed right now GO

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

So can mean lesbians not be mean anymore orr…?

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

Everytime my hip starts to hurt a lot and I start walking funny I call it my Esther Finch walk

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

Amanda Lehan-Canto I can cook and clean PLEEEEEASE give me one chance 🙏

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

She’d probably push her down and laugh tbh

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I wonder if newer StarKid fans wish they were in the fandom when Black Friday came out cause I straight up have a tickle me wiggly in my room rn

[Aster ♡︎ || Mary Mason irl @whorerluvr]

@minioncocaine Valid honestly I’m baffled

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@minioncocaine Jersey what the actual shit

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Smosh twt lowk calling my name rn..

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@leafyevergreen_ Hi !!! (Dead boy detectives)