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Here for housewives. Get your vaccine so you don’t die thx. Samantha Sloyan super fan.

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@LisaBarlow1963 @of_housewives Nailed it 😂

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@of_housewives Oh lord, is that EJ without a glam squad? I can do better makeup than that.

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@socialistboomer Yes. Absolutely. What’s the “be honest” about? It’s not that wild.

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@from201to732 You could live in OR!

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@ShadeBySheree_ @RLE_theOG ☠️

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@from201to732 @flooranddecor Aw man I’m even more jealous. I didn’t know they made tile that looked that good.

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@from201to732 It’s beautiful! It’s my dream wood tone. The floors are amazing.

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@Feelingpinky2 Whoa! I need to see this. I think I’ve seen like 15 seasons of America’s Next Top Model.

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I love you Sam!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ You’re amazing.

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Watching #MidnightMass it is amazing. #SamanthaSloyan is an amazing actress. Watch it!

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@ErikEbert23 Sometimes saying I love you back is actually easier and less effort.

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@cbox79 @houndinater @mdnij34 It was slavery.

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@cindy_chojnicki @mdnij34 We need to especially teach the ugly parts. Those are the ones we don’t want our kids to repeat.

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@mdnij34 Yes! What the fuck. Who would even ask this?? This country was built on the backs of slaves. Are there people who think it shouldn’t?

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@spit_in_da_butt Ding dongs! What kind of a question.

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@Call_Me_Be1 30. Technically 31 if you count my husbands business as mine, which thankfully the state does.

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@sallythatgal Haha! If you ever see me following housewives around like that, shoot to kill!

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@wrexweed @of_housewives Weird flex for sure

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@RankedReal I only recognize Vanderpump? Weird.