wittyusername69

sex worker, sometimes funny. i like my cat and the internet. this twitter is not for clients.

[wittyusername69 @WhoreSometimes]

The lack of sexual tension between you and the client who chose you second because his first choice was busy

[wittyusername69 @WhoreSometimes]

@surrealwhore @Coastalwh0re You’re doing Gods work, thank you 🥲

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@surrealwhore @Coastalwh0re How did you prompt it? When I tried to use it it just told me it can't write for "illegal/immortal activity"

[wittyusername69 @WhoreSometimes]

Just realised I forgot to take ALL my medication this morning so I’ve been psychologically raw dogging life for over 12 hours, and I am NOT a fan.

[guts for garters @fannybl00d]

I love that crochet nerds call themselves hookers. I'm like a hooker squared because I'm also a whore.

[wittyusername69 @WhoreSometimes]

@nerdyghostclub Omfg yes 😂

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how good is this mug I made

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@electrixdreams It’s multi purpose :D

[wittyusername69 @WhoreSometimes]

Pissed in a guys mouth the other day just to have him turn his head away & say "it's not nice". Sir, it's piss. You asked for this.

Then he came clean & said he lied about trying it before (told me he'd done this 3-4 times). If I'd known, I would have aimed for the chest 💀☠️

[wittyusername69 @WhoreSometimes]

My new regular stinks, fucks weird, can’t get hard, won’t cum until the buzzer, never tips, sweats profusely, can’t speak English and seems to enjoy me being uncomfortable. Spending half the money I earned on that SHIT booking on chocolate because I’m on the verge of tears

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Is it slow for everyone or have I just become unfuckable? 🙃🙃🙃

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Everyone on main is shit talking anon accounts.. what’d I miss 👁👄👁

[wittyusername69 @WhoreSometimes]

Muting my microphone when on zoom calls to fart really loud 🙌

[wittyusername69 @WhoreSometimes]

@ogleogleogleo Ok but imo a lot of their songs slap https://t.co/9ahw8WinHH

[wittyusername69 @WhoreSometimes]

@katijacortez I’d date both. My current partner isn’t in the industry, when we met I told him the deal and said that if he has a problem with it id pick financial security and the job I like over him any day. We’ve been together 3 years.

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@hmara_n Same at brothels when there’s 20 girls on shift and literally 1 client all day 🙃

[wittyusername69 @WhoreSometimes]

Anyway look at how sexy this mannequin is after correct lighting. LIGHTING IS IMPORTANT

[wittyusername69 @WhoreSometimes]

I started a photography course so I can provide my fellow hoes with decent advertising pics, focusing on women who aren’t cis/white/thin. Because so many photographers SUCK at photographing anyone who isn’t the western ideal of beauty.