hill

i’m in a love/hate relationship with the state of alabama | she/her | views are my own & not my employers blah blah blah legal jargon

[hill @whos_hill]

💫✨ validation

[Katya @katya_zamo]

1997 was the year

[hill @whos_hill]

dude you went to actual law school wtf i KNOW you got a pre req in american gov

use that lil brain and think

[JD Vance @JDVance]

That's cool but can you just do it now?

You're the sitting Vice President.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

[jimmy falun gong @eviIcherub]

i dont think an nda would work on me. like im at least telling my roommate and the girls idgaf

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

trans day of visibility and easter falling on the same day this year

[Cucker Tarlson @sloppy_steaks]

Sorry nerds but your little “school” or whatever has to close, we’ve got a billion dollar prison to build

[hill @whos_hill]

IM A BADASS HUNKY DUDE

[hill @whos_hill]

@TTuberville tommy they lock up the sudefed AND shampoo in alabama in the dollar general bffr

[hill @whos_hill]

@SenTuberville @JoeBiden meanwhile no one goes out in Mobile at night anymore watch yourself tommy

[Anna Claire Vollers @acvollers]

Beautiful & brutal essay from my friend @AbbeyCrain: “I want people reading this who don’t live in Alabama to know that you are not special and you are not safe.” Damn. https://t.co/zx2p9gy7lk

[Leah Nelson @leahanelson]

Mom! Come get me! The Online Left is dehumanizing Alabama residents again to score points with each other!

[hill @whos_hill]

@PortiaMcGonagal

[hill @whos_hill]

also just in case i haven't said it enough in the past few months... fuck hobby lobby

[hill @whos_hill]

my only take away from the super bowl: tax the mf churches im so sick

[Tayhausen: Very Bald, Very Evil @tayredacted]

Temu used y’all’s credit card info to buy two Super Bowl ads

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

rooting for them today

[BEŸ-Z @beyzhive]

in november 2016, beyoncé makes her cma’s debut performing “daddy lessons” with the chicks which is met with mixed reactions from some of the conservative audience.

[Marty. @Atwitisborn]

Damn. Kris Kristofferson was really on Toby Keith's neck, eh?

[hill @whos_hill]

i’ve been writing that man in for years now it’s time

[Josh Moon 🇺🇸 @Josh_Moon]

Nick Saban for US Senate.

Save us from Tommy Tuberville one more time.