There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth They are tossing and turning and I find it very disruptive like a pea under many mattresses
Whatever. I was born with a golden pussy and liquid heart okay? I’m beautiful and really young and flexible and my writing is great and my friends love me and my parents aren’t all that bad and I have a lot of pretty clothes. So whatever! Who cares?
olivia rodrigo saying honeybee could be a wedding song is like when you tell a story from your past you think is funny and then after everyone is like girl…. that’s trauma
Olivia describes one of the love songs in ‘you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love’!
“One of the songs on the record is like a real love song. It sort of reminds me of a song that people would play at their weddings hopefully. And it was the first time I’ve written something that is just like pure romantic love, joyful vibes.”
Billboard ranks all the songs off “you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love”:
#1. “stupid song”
#2. “cigarette smoke”
#3. “u + me = <3”
#4. “the cure”
#5. “honeybee”
#6. “drop dead”
#7. “purple”
#8. “begged”
#9. “my way”
#10. “less”
#11. “expectations”
#12. “what’s wrong with me”
#13. “maggots for brains”
AND SO ACTUALLY THE REASON I’M SINGLE IS BECAUSE I HAVE PRAYED FOR A TRUE LOVE AND NOBODY IS MAKING THE CUT YET. I’M PROTECTED FROM MEDIOCRITY. THAT’S THE ONLY REASON. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME. THANK YOU.
when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious
Overboard by Ava Loomar @AvaSLoomar
"There’s always a tradeoff to make it back to shore. A way to drop weight and stay buoyant. Off go the rations, oranges coasting like fishing bobbers. Off go the wine crates, the heirlooms, barnacle-ridden and pickled in brine."
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we have sex and I’m scratching your back, it’s super hot until you go home and see in the mirror that I’ve written out the exact time and place of your death
Happy 27th birthday to the talented Sabrina Carpenter.
The 2x Grammy-winning global superstar has become one of the most prominent figures in pop following her two latest smash eras ‘Short n’ Sweet’ and ‘Man’s Best Friend’ — both of which landed Album of the Year nominations. She now has multiple number one hits, a headlining arena tour, and a total of 12 Grammy nominations to her name.