Noooooo, like a sad meh

Meant only to be together tiger

[Noooooo, like a sad meh @whosdinga]

They're going to hoist the baby at a parade, and we'll always have pictures

[Noooooo, like a sad meh @whosdinga]

We're about to watch such stunning footage of that soccer baby

[loud bark, deep bite @cryingshopgirl]

kinda funny how he's out doing stuff like this and kamala harris is barred out at ai conferences talking about doritos

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Tywin Lannister: It’s called woke, my liege. They preach it in the halls of their universities

The Mad King Aerys II:

[Aaron Astor @AstorAaron]

I don't think I've ever seen a more obvious modern incarnation of Icarus than Elon Musk.

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

good morning everybody 😚

[Shak Lambert @ShakExcellence]

The cinephile I want to be vs. the cinephile I actually am

[bum @BattleRapBum]

I be sayin this shit randomly lmao

[Noooooo, like a sad meh @whosdinga]

@ESmithStevens This year I’m using a giant b5 sterling ink common planner for my diary, a traveller’s notebook-sized sterling ink common planner for my actual planner with appointments and grocery lists etc, and a hobonichi weeks for my non-work hobbies to make sure I don’t become awful

[eBay jackets & hats @3five9]

Don't forget to do your self-review, and your 360 reviews, and your feed-forwards, and your manager review, and to schedule your 2025 skip-levels.

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

This is the thing about climate change that will finally break society and I don’t think anyone - especially the ruling class - is prepared for how quickly it will happen

[its that kev @acanticleforkev]

Brian Thompson was no angel

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

I get why people leave this place, but for me, this is the only place online that captures the feeling of working for a restaurant or bar that’s financially unraveling and most of the employees kind hate each other. that’s a foundational human experience

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Forde still got it lmao

[faith!? @soggystyrofoam]

what do you mean “confirms”