ebunyapsalotttt

Surviving my 20”s

[Oserin💖✨ @DamilohunA]

the fact that they’re so many fine gay men just shows that straight men don’t put effort into grooming. that’s why they’re ugly

[OMOLARA🥰❤️ @favour75245]

Economics should have a professional exam as big as ICAN. That course is too good to not be professional.

[R. @reallest_]

Answer am like that nau

[naledii_m @naledii_mm]

once your grandma passes away life ain't ever the same

[hani @crucifynisis]

hopebaiting myself instead of killing myself

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

The fact that we still have to convince people not to vote for Tinubu means we are in big trouble.

[enyo💗 @eny0ojo]

god you really have to help me punish my father o

[OmoEmi🤍❤ @Fola_kemmie]

Any job that we’ll needing to meet targets,please don’t call me to it. God bless you.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

in a generation where everyone is always on their phone, late replies are deliberate

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I’ve started appreciating days where nothing dramatic happens. no bad news, no stressful interactions, no overwhelming thoughts. just a normal, quiet day where everything is calm. those are the days that actually feel like rest.

[Jonathan Yin @yinjonathan_]

@OrevaZSN Sunday is just a Monday with identity crisis

[ebunyapsalotttt @whosebun]

I sm hate Mondays 😞

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[small waist 🧚🏾‍♀️ @oddettem]

I don’t date people’s husbands 🙏🏾

[ebunyapsalotttt @whosebun]

@Shadesofmarv So sorry for your loss💔😞

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

Everything is ridiculous to religious people except the ridiculousness of religion itself.

Apparently, it’s not ridiculous when a pastor tells people an apron is bulletproof and then charges people money for it.

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[Isiego.. @Isiego_]

Fortunately for me, I hate all of them equally.

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

“You can open up to me”

Ehhh nothing dey do me o, I dey okay abeg