saw a middle school kid throw his phone onto a drive through at a Starbucks. Immediately after landing, a car pulls in and runs it over.
His reaction was to say, "so" to his friends.
Wait 5 seconds to go and pick up his phone and put it in his pocket without checking it.
#win
When I drink, I want to eat. But I also want to fit into my clothes. So, should I stop drinking in order to eat more? Or should I drink the same and don't eat when those cravings come up?
#DrunkOrFat#IWantBoth#TooThin#TooFat