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[miia @miiagarro]

i’d rather my man be doing money laundering and tax fraud than selfies and curated ig dumps

[Slippin' Jimmyฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ @LuchaLily]

No lingerie, come get this bootlegged Mexico jersey off me

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Izzy @losemeotw]

Hunter Biden summer

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

the concept of getting detained by the dea with a fresh bbl

[KORBI 🐦‍⬛ @NoiBoobSweat]

The one kid who had the newports is a lion amongst sheep

[BornFrontoDieGrabba @throwawaypt2]

Let’s bring back doing molly this summer

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Bought a meatball flavored vape from Goodwill and now my arms won’t bend

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

The Epstein file is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it.

[Neo ݁ᛪ༙ @Neoskiiiii]

I actually believe he did this

[val ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ @aeriomad]

doing cardio as a malnourished nicotine addict

[fishious @fishquichee]

Can i come over and confuse you

[mads @m4dder4ll]

This summer is all about big naturals and lying for fun

[Soham @king26_sk]

eternal sunshine of the unemployed mind

[َ @ungodlywests]

#HOTGIRLSUMMER

[👸🏿 @taiwo2turnt]

If u in a dick eating competition and ur competitor is dj akademiks just kill yourself

[isa ☆ @isabelsrevenge]

mexicans be like

[ali @probablyalissa]

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.