"Dad why is my sister named Rose?"
"Your mother loves roses"
"Thanks Dad"
"No problem, Version Of Your Father Before He Started Drinking. Now you, Rose & True Detective Season 1 go distract security while daddy stuffs sudafed down his dungarees. I'm making Aryan peptides tonight"
Sci-fi museum where you are strung up in bungee cords and literally everything/everyone happens to you in like 20 seconds, almost big bang.
Investor: What’s the long term scale of your museum? Um I mean on average you give birth to around 21 babies but you behead like 25ish? 🤨
He said “I’m more of a vibes based executioner,” and I said “that’s cute, I filed your soul under misc.”
Then I kissed his third eye and repo’d his dick chakra.
You’re gonna be screaming the status quo until the cows come home and I won’t sleep till that twink is in a wheelchair.
You were raised feeding from a silver platitude and I just took out a mortgage on his poon pagoda
There’s two sides to every coin capeesh?