Dark Dad

Dark humorist, Artist, Friend of the unfriendly. Now the obligatory: Two time international award winning artist. Childrens book author and illustrator. Writer

[Dark Dad @whosyourdarkdad]

@Eman5695 A dude in a dress… wait.. wait… I can be better.
An UGLY dude in a dress.

[Dark Dad @whosyourdarkdad]

@ginacarano Congrats! You look awesome!

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@gman5180 Me

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@otokyo M80

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@Kristinartz No, we had homeroom too.

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@EmilySm43 Kangaroo!

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@travelingflying For a night… sure.

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@lady_valor_07 🙄

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@AmericaFirsst I must have read his mind from 20 years ago!

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@lady_valor_07 About a year after they die.

[Dark Dad @whosyourdarkdad]

Look away, No agenda here.

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Chris Murphy on Elon: He did a Heil Hitler salute. This may be the most dangerous moment in modern American political history.

Chris Murphy on Platner, who has a Nazi tattoo: He just seems like a human being who made a mistake. Plus he’s polling really well.

The Democrat party’s current evolution on “Nazis” summed up in one minute.

[Dark Dad @whosyourdarkdad]

@RealBenBailey Yes… and like this.

Life: So Corey… what kind of day are you having?

Me: I’m having a Dirty Wet Teddy Bear in a trashcan kinda day.

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Crazy shit.

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@iAnonPatriot So what I’m hearing is…. I can get a good seat at Texas Roadhouse!

Kidding.

I must be black then because they always seat me in the back too. Unless they seat only black people and ugly white people. 😳

[Dark Dad @whosyourdarkdad]

You need to dig to get the truth.

[Dark Dad @whosyourdarkdad]

The world is just insane.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

BREAKING: The UN has elected the Islamic Republic of Iran as VP of the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Review Conference

Just last year this very committee found Iran to be in violation of the committee’s policies.

You literally cannot make this up.

[Dark Dad @whosyourdarkdad]

@RealBenBailey At least you’re not a turtle head poking out.
So you got that going for you.

[Dark Dad @whosyourdarkdad]

@RitaPanahi I just wanna know what happened to his shirt. Was he trying to do a Rambo type deal?

[Dark Dad @whosyourdarkdad]

@greggutfeld 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@JeffDye I grabbed a case of wine and got the fuck outta there.

The shooter came about 30 minutes after I left.. but I digress.