lëxïï ⏃

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀"a motherfuckin punk rock pop ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀punk queen.. dude"⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

took self isolation to the next level and changed my number lmao

[RICKEY @rickeythompson]

STAY TF HOME!!!!

[Hamood habibi hamood @mehz1235]

How studying gonna be like from now and on... #coronapocalypse #Covid_19 #coronavirus

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

@atteberrrry IM THE WORsT FRIEND LOL

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

@atteberrrry SORRY

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“I’ll have a Corona... hold the virus!” -a dad on vacation somewhere in Florida right now

[🇲🇦🇯🇲 Chantel Sophia @ChantelSophiaxo]

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

i’m home alone being a depressed bitch instead of seeing post malone tonight are you kidding me

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

why do i always have my impulse piercing moods whEN ITS SUNDAY AND THEYRE ALL CLOSED

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

when your pet gets its nail hung on a blanket and they just squirm more when you grab their paw 😐

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

i would not want to live in a world without jenna marbles

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

had a “boomer” guest at my table, greeted them, introduced myself... then he proceeded to ask
“Alexis, what time is it?”
uhm... not quite..

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

when i die my bf has to cut off his arm and bury it with me so i can still cuddle it

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

a reason i did not become an ultrasound technician:

i could never do a front facing image because they. look. TERRIFYING.

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

o we’re going hard today ok

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

when you desperately need to talk to your piercer but your shop is closed LOL help???

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

look, i understand that we’re in the south and every soda falls under “Coke”. but as your waitress, if you tell me you want Coke i’m going to get you a Coke don’t tell me you wanted a Sprite when i come back with a Coke lmao.

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

HELLO HAVE THESE V E R Y IMPORTANT PICTURES OF MY CATS :)

[lëxïï ⏃ @whotfisvic]

i am here for the dark mode on my phone love it :)))