brady🌲

normal and regular

[Elisa! (bug) @elisun_]

We are too old for snapchat what is your runescape username beautiful

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

dating apps should let me sort by redheads only

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

i love olivia rodrigo

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

i’m the michael jordan of swinging whole corn stalks at the groundhogs

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

diaphonized nutsack

[Old School RuneScape @OldSchoolRS]

If you see this, thanks for including Old School RuneScape Phoebe! It means a lot to see something our community loves appear in your work. Wishing everyone involved all the best with the release!

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

the gnomes are enacting evils on me that the humans could not even begin to comprehend

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

fuck the military industrial complex but i’m gonna like an F-22 edit every single time i’m sorry

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

got me walking to the left i’m off kilter

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

haven’t cracked a tall girl in a while maybe that’s why my equilibrium is off

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

accidentally cloning myself by buying my own ssn off the dark web

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

i like being someone’s definitive “type” because like you mean to tell a paraplegic bisexual tunisian opera singer fucks with a mustached white boy like me ??

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

@whysowonk wait yeah

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

a lot of women talk shit on rat men but i like rat men all my favorite singers are rat men

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

dry jack
wet jack
grit jack
tar jack

or whatever the hell dr. suess said

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

“this apple skin is too tough on my tender gums”

said the tender-gummed mouse

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

the more she hates you the easier the spin back is

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

remembering that one time a girl blocked me cuz i told her not to drive drunk at 7pm on a monday cuz i was “killing her vibe”

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

yeah i like to listen to this song on long car rides it really gets me in the jersey turnpike vibe-state

[brady🌲 @whouphitlike]

i can drink muddy water from a creek because my mustache filters it