Brett Davenport

this is where I file my complaints

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

Cerveza 🍺

[🕸️🎃 Halloween 🎃🕸️ @OctobersLeavess]

Happy October! 🎃

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

@staypuft_ That puppy want that sausage

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

Gah damn PBR you nasty af 🤢🤮

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

voices in my head said "crack a beer"

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

L'humain ne pouvait absolument rien faire avec l'attaque terrible des papattes arrière 😭😭😭

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

When an animal chews food its cute but when a person does it im like "shut yo ass up"

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

Oh look its "test my patience" day 🔪🔪🔪

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

I love how he knows he's important

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

My tweets are nonsense but that's why they're tweets and not facebook posts

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

"An ounce of help and a pound of trouble"

Ill be full of sayings when im old 😏

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

the fuck kinda name is Tony?

getting named after 2 body parts 😭

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

@staypuft_ but what about cheese bread 👀

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I be laughing at my own jokes (someone has to fill this silence 😬)

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

I still think about the random kitties I've seen 🐈‍⬛

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

hope my cat protects me if I ever get robbed 🙏

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

I guess IMAX stands for "loud as hell"

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

what if we kissed under the SUNSETTER RETRACTABLE AWNING

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

Swingin my arm out the socket tryna kill this fly 🪰

die mf

[Brett Davenport @whozizsky]

Old people should be expert humans but they dumb af