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it took 5mins to write this bio Venmo me @whyabbywhy

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My favourite suicide girl is Owen Wilson

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Have I been asleep for decades???? What the fuck happened to Jesse thorn?

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Pretty sure I saw Mitch McConnell at the queens of the Stone Age concert last night

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there’s a new law that will force data centers to use piss from farm animals to cool data centers

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The porn industry has lost its way..I googled “K-pop demon humpers” and nothing…sad day

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finally I got invited to sing for angine de poitrine. I am painting a dildo now

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Tehran is pretty much “forbidden” Toronto

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I literally called my agent that I wanted to be the msnow host with their own podcast not the ones who have to do a podcast with another msnow host

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You know it was fake cause no one is noticeably drunk

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THEY ARE NOW WEARING THE SAME SHOES?!?! MAGA is officially heavens gate. Make sure you do not drink the kool aid Marco

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I realize “tardy” might not be the right term any longer….”late as fuck” works like a charm

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I need Shia laboof biopic about post Malone or the exact opposite posty on Shia whatever works best

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The Catholics should have a “show and tell” version of confession

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American Sign Language is fucking cool

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Just saw two dudes dressed as cave men hunting those delivery robots

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There an Irish tool cover band called o’tools

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Oh no he means Chinese pheasants

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My favourite suicide girl is Owen Wilson

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Why in the fuck would anyone steal anything now where you can set up an AI for free and steal everything from the world

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The second…. dems are back in power…double taxes on churches..triple if the 1% wants Their fucking tax cut

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Gdog is a basic bitch