why always me?

can't blame anybody else for your bullshit. sit up and fix it.

[Alabi.🎈 @alabitweets]

Nothing Dey pain me pass the cgpa whey I go graduate with, should have taken that 100 level serious

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

I literally said this during the game.

[⚡️🇧🇼 @Priceless_MCI]

If only semenyo had mahrez’s first touch

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

@schiz04renic Ben 10 bruh

[ִֶָ @17ishimm]

Playing football is my only form of pleasure rn

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

La Pulga

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

what’s the nickname with the most aura in football?

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

Mine died before I could even know him.

So yeah, any dad would do.

[` @schiz04renic]

Be brutally honest. In your next life, would you choose your dad to be your dad again?

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

Unai Simon - 100 Rated

[BISHOP⚔️ @Opeolu_waa]

If you were an eFootball card what player would you be and what playstyle?

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

Big Wiz

[` @schiz04renic]

If someone offered you a million dollars to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you choose ??

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

I don't see the big deal here, if they draw this next game and lose to Rochdale, they still finish second tho.

So there's no way 2 is greater than 3.

Get 3 in the next one, work a draw against Rochdale.

Surely that's enough?

[Ajoje⚽⚖️ @israel_ajoje]

Peak football drama has found its way to the fifth tier of English football. Let me explain to you/

York City are 1st on the table and they do not need to win a football match to guarantee winning the league. And they could in fact lose the league if they get just 1 win out of their 2 last games rather than 2 draws.

That sentence is correct. Welcome to the National League.

York are top with 104 points after 44 games. Rochdale are second with 102. Both have two games left.

Crucially, they play each other on the final day.

Now here is the maths. You may find it funny.

If York draw both of their remaining games, they will finish on 106 points. The best Rochdale can do is also 106 points. But York's goal difference is +70 against Rochdale's +46. York will win the title and earn themselves automatic promotion to League Two.

But if York win their next game and then lose the final day clash to Rochdale, they finish on 107 points. Rochdale can then finish on 108. York will drop to second.

And in the National League, only the champions go up automatically. Second place goes into the playoffs, where anything can happen.

So two draws equals a guaranteed title. While 1 win equals possible heartbreak.

The final day fixture between York and Rochdale is now one of the most fascinating matches in English football this weekend. Both teams know exactly what is at stake. One of them has every reason to settle for a draw. The other has every reason not to let them.

I will be upating you. Or maybe not.

My name is Ajoje. I am a FIFA Licensed Agent and International Sports Lawyer. I write on the Law and Business of Football, a lot. Repost and Follow if you want to read more posts like this.

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

@oku_yungx I am Groot.

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

That's just it.

[lobistars🇵🇹 @john322226]

The ability to know how to quote a tweet with a short sentence so it can easily bang is insane Hack.

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

@c_mobike I'm a goalie boss.

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

Not even death.

[ִ ࣪★ @Itzmi_yunaaa]

ppl who keep tweeting with 0 likes fears no ones 😭🙏

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

Not a dime to my name.

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

why always me

Nah, you did this to yourself bro.

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

Well, I don't think I'll ever make it.

Too many bad decisions.

Gotta keep going tho.

Not the end of the world yet.

Making it is at 48.30 odds rn, and hey, Bayern won from that.

Who knows.

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

@rxchxrdszn "I got niggas" 🌚

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

@Nsukka_okpa I'm a goalie.

I'm active

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

@Nsukka_okpa I'm a goalkeeper bossu, activeeeee

[why always me? @whyalways_moi]

Michael 1. Jordan

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

What happens in 2148 after Michael Z. Jordan has a baby of his own?