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Katie's got some big-ass titties. #bitcoin

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Back playing poker again & I'm not particularly profitable so I think it's safe to say the vicissitudes of fortune are here for this guy. It sucks.

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Eating, praying, and loving in Europe until Sept - a time to correct the vicissitudes of fortune.

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2/3 accomplished. Still 3 days to knock off the third.

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Wrapping up in Saigon for now. Heading to Osaka for a few months to pull a fugu/tsukemen bang-bang, drink Suntory Premiums with the best of them, & spend some measly alt gains on three minutes of heaven with a third-tier Japanese pornstar (learning how to apologize in Japanese).

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Sad my 3 months in Japan is coming to an end. I accept that without any Japanese skills I can't keep hitting cooks w/ 'Oishii' (delicious) and 'Oishii Oishii' (delicious, delicious) to convey that something was very delicious. I did also tell an old man the weather was 'Oishii'.

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The Uber Eats lady with orange hair in Japanese commercials has been giving me nightmares for 2+ months now.

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About 90% sure a girl I've been going out with in Japan has the name of one of the Rush Hour villains but I'm too afraid to ask at this point.

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My new favorite activity in Japan might be getting the 10 digit code for my Matsusaka beef and researching its bloodline.

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'Hey Ma' by Cam'ron came on Kyoto - still one of the best nights of my life in uni when my last memory was grinding to 'Hey Ma' while chugging Smirnoff raz & waking up to a text from my father that he was "saddened in my actions," after I lost my credit card, license, & shoes.

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Old Vietnamese lady rides her motorbike by my building every day & yells out to me every single time I see her, "You want my number!?" then throws her head back in laughter & speeds off.

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Back in Saigon & was talking 2 my apt security guard, he had a mask on, & then I heard him go 'Oooooooh'. Instantly recognized was same guy from 2018/19 when I lived there. I ask, 'You remember me?' He takes one look, eyes get wide, & he goes 'Oooooh, you number 1 boy'. I'm back.

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Walking down the street in Bangkok & this 5'1 Indian man with a handlebar mustache looked at me & said, "Where you going Daddy Long Legs?" Which is my new favorite compliment and/or insult.

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@DominikWeil Dominik - it's Owen from many years back at the meetups in Saigon - I'll be back in town next week & wanted to see if there are any meetups? I'm having trouble finding info. Cheers and looking forward to a beer/chat.

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Have been eating a lot of baba ghanoush lately.

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Buy my course on how to earn passive income for life.

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RIP Pat Stay - one of the best to do it.

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Crab season went bad.

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P2E bad, BTC good.

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Had to send a stern email to the restaurant I always order delivery from about them dropping the lamb chop appetizer down from 8 chops to 4. Still no response.

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One time when I was in 6th grade and at band camp, I introduced myself to the kid sitting next to me and he said "Get away from me kid, you stink." I hope that kid bought Solana at the top and has now thrown himself off a building.