danial

my boy's wicked smaht

[danial @whydanial]

would you still love me if I did the worm

[danial @whydanial]

@ITYSL_memes I wanna know now I wanna know RIGHT NOW

[danial @whydanial]

bout to take 5 sleeping pills and ozempic, gonna wake up in a week 90lbs and well rested

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

the special olympics worked really hard when we were kids to stop casual use of the r word and it seems like gen z loves using it (especially on social media) and i gotta say that really sucks

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Rudolph if it wasn’t foggy on that one Christmas Eve

[danial @whydanial]

*grabbing the flight attendant’s wrist as they walk by*

not sure if you do the whole song and dance thing but it is my birthday

[Sweet Tea Grizzley @sweet_tea_guy]

Thought these were 2K ratings

[danial @whydanial]

idea for record store disclaimer
- all sales are vinyl

[danial @whydanial]

@alygeethnx harry potter is too niche? hm?

[danial @whydanial]

do you think they have butter beer league quidditch?

[danial @whydanial]

@alygeethnx threads is bad

[danial @whydanial]

any closet is a walk-in closet if you just do it

[danial @whydanial]

Stock Market Guy wearing vest

🤝

Invest

[danial @whydanial]

every e-mail is g-mail when I’m using it lmao

[danial @whydanial]

do you think urgent is short for emurgentcy

[danial @whydanial]

every aisle can be the meat aisle depending on who’s in there

[danial @whydanial]

just call it a dunk, no one out there is getting a poster of grayson allen

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

GRAYSON ALLEN POSTER OMG 🤯 https://t.co/Ae9jvwPdnA

[danial @whydanial]

Jordan’s flu game? Oh you mean his attempt to get other players sick with no regard for their long term health? My king would never

[danial @whydanial]

I have a bio-degrading kink