Dan

I'm chill, but I worry.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

Stanley Tucci suggests the existence of a Stanley Onecci and a Stanley Threecci

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

Finally watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Only 49 chainsaw massacres to go.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

I saw Peaches open for Queens of the Stone Age with no knowledge of her whatsoever and I was BLOWN AWAY

[Tones Of Music @TonesOfMusic]

Best opening band you've seen?

Foo Fighters/Red Hot Chili Peppers

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

My body is a machine that turns domestic beers and grilled meats into respect for all of those who have served

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

This is the first I’ve ever heard of a cyber truck having passengers

[Grapevine Police @GrapevinePolice]

Yesterday, GPD and GFD were dispatched to Grapevine Lake, where a Tesla Cybertruck was stranded in the water. The driver drove into the lake to use the “Wade Mode” feature when the vehicle became disabled. The passengers abandoned the vehicle and the driver was arrested.

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

Jamiroquai

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

@TsuyotsuyoNeko I like to make mine with pickled onions and hoisin sauce 😋

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

whatever songs Sleep Token makes

[america's local band cheekface @cheekfaceREAL]

fuck your desert island disc, I want to know your Guantanamo bay song. what song would the government use to torture you at a Black Site

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Markwayne Mullin could not remember if we were at war THIS WEEK.

His state has one of the highest crime rates in the country — with a murder rate 40% higher than California’s.

He literally tried to fight union workers during a hearing and told them to “shut your mouth.”

And said “I don’t want reality” at a Senate hearing about race.

This erratic, unstable man is now in charge of HOMELAND SECURITY.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

What a day to get my new passport in the mail.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

This used to be a fun app.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

What an awful day to be literate.

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

@BellaBaddie__ Close My Eyes Forever by Lita Ford (duet w Ozzy)

[ethan @ethandrag0n]

who up busting with bill murray

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

@awlivv69 My New Year’s resolution is to get new floor mats for my car

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

@SammiRaeMurray This one still vexes me. I really want to know what happened

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

Put my all into the Christmas costume party I went to

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

I swear, all this app does is make me scour posts for *any* contextual clues to viral posts

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

@lids I HAVE DEMENTIA

[Dan @WhyDanielWhy]

@avidreader1000 @JoyceCarolOates Reminds me of this SNL skit

https://t.co/qBgRlVoV7n